"Do not regret growing older? It is a privilege denied to many. "
While my neighbor was working in his yard, he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge.... and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. My Goodness!, he loudly exclaimed, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well, yes I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I'm now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. The last time I went to my doctor, after he examined me, he asked if he could see my driver's license. That did seem kind of strange.... but handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer; cut the license into pieces; and threw them in the waste basket." "You won't need this anymore," he said.