Wednesday, January 25, 2006

FLIPP FLOPPING AROUND

I stole purloined borrowed this from Bitichitude, she always has cool toys and will sometimes share them if you ask nice (but don't bend the pages or get them dirty!)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Junebugg!

  1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Junebugg.
  2. If you kiss Junebugg for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  3. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Junebugg.
  4. By tradition, a girl standing under Junebugg cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  5. Junebugg was originally called Cheerioats!
  6. A lump of Junebugg the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  7. Junebugg can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
  8. The difference between Junebugg and a village is that Junebugg does not have a church!
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Junebugg!
  10. There are 336 dimples on Junebugg.
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And now for the flip side. Hey, B'Tude, does this mean that I'm schizophrenic? No? Excellent, that means that the voices in my head aren't from a guilty conscience!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vicki!

  1. About one tenth of Vicki is permanently covered in ice.
  2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Vicki.
  3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Vicki.
  4. If you drop Vicki from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
  5. Vicki is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
  6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Vicki!
  7. Vicki can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Vicki.
  9. Olive oil was used for washing Vicki in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  10. Vicki does not have toes.
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