Thursday, July 13, 2006

ANYONE GOT ANY ALKA-SELTZER?

My belly's pooching out!

The company fed us lunch today as a kinda "thank you" (never mind what for). When I opened the plate I found an 8 ounce T-bone steak, a monster-sized baked potato loaded with butter and sour cream, and a fried apple pie.

I know I didn't need all that but hey, it's free. Free means that the calories don't count! Right? Of course that's right!


I really need to get out and walk off some of this food, but I'm a prisioner here at this computer. The typical after-effects of a big meal are kicking in. You know the ones I'm talking about, the urge to take a nap while some of the excess food get digested.

I sure hope that the bosses stay gone for a while, I think I've got pie in my eyes.

1 comment:

Winston said...

Somebody needs to give the company meal planners a clue. You don't serve food like that to a health-conscious crowd in 2006. BBQ, baked beans and potato salad would be just fine, thank you very much...