FEMALE WISDOM

"A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour".

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong-


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.-Unknown-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes(at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.-Bette Davis-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.-Jennifer Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.-Caryn Leschen-


I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-

Oh yeah..... rememeber the 70s?If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. he he... this one's for Larry!-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Yep!-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.-Maryon Pearson-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt-