"Within moments it had bitten into the mat and started to hump it, hard, rubbing his crotch all along the surface and staring at me ....... he was a pretty good looking squirrel himself. Kinda beefy even… you know… the way macho squirrels can be. I imagine any fluffy-tailed mistress would have been happy with him. But maybe fluffy doesn’t work for him".
Now I know it's spring and the time of year that a young male's fancy turns to love, but darn it the squirrels have gotten out of hand!
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