You guys sure get in a lot of trouble with those little things!
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
Before the cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis
Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Snapping turtle bit boy's penis
Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.
Angry wife cuts off her husband’s private parts
.........he told inquisitive police that his wife Rungnapa Pong-Aree, 32, had sliced off his penis in a fit of rage and ran off.
Testicles gone in 'wrong op'
Pretoria - "We performed the wrong operation on you, we didn't look at your folder," a doctor is alleged to have told an aged man whose testicles had been removed instead of his prostate gland.
Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.