Friday, June 09, 2006


Violence broke out today at the home of Miz Junebugg in Lawrence County, Alabama as hostilities increased between the infamous factions of Dead-Eye Drennon and Quick-Draw Quin. Both gunmen were armed with high-powered WOW (weapons of water, reportedly bought at the local Dollar store) and the fighting was fast and furious. This reporter took her life in her hands to bring you these shots of the action. Click on the pictures to see a larger view.

Here you have an action shot of the villains as Miz Junebugg crept close to the battle, risking terminal wetting and messed up hair. See what dangers I'll brave for y'alls entertainment! (notice that Dead-Eye Drennon has dimples on his butt!)
It seems that both shooters have ran out ammo and need to reload.
Face off between the pint-sized warriors.
Innocent civilians were endangered as the battle escalated and moved to the deck.

1 comment:

apositivepessimist said...

not much better than hearing kids laughter on a summers day is there.

yeah funny that with some authors...I usually find I od on them then don't want to read them for a while. koontz is an example of that for me...I haven't read him for more than a few years.

ookay stuffed up the first word veri. okay ontah tha next one.