Tuesday, June 13, 2006

YEE HA, Y'ALL

My newest favorite quote is from Jeff Foxworthy. He's describing the way most (redneck) men look at a large/heavy woman who has self-confidence and a sexy attitude. Here's what goes through his mind (although he wouldn't admit it) as he watches her strut her stuff by him.

"HELL, BET I COULD RIDE THAT!
.......
BUT I'D PROBABLY GET HURT!"

3 comments:

michele said...

Ha ha junebugg that's probably
true.

anonymous jones said...

Just look at the way men (cartoonists)draw their fantasy women - they always have generously proportioned thighs and bums. It's a myth that men go for stick-thin, boney women!

apositivepessimist said...

I fell in love with Jeff Foxworthy when I lived in the states. One of my favourites is him talking about that game with the ball attached to the paddle by elastic string. Just the way he said it and then when he did the actions still makes me laugh when I think of him doing that. I went straight out and bought the video of it. I think he's hot. I'd do him.

But that's so true. That is their thinking and thank god that they do think like that aye.