Friday, June 30, 2006

NO, I DON'T NEED A CANE!

You should see me walk, I look pitiful! I'm still hobbling around like a little old woman. Of course I'm not that little and 50 ain't young, but I never suffered from arthritis or joint problems and I NEVER hobbled until I was attacked by that Foul Freezer Fowl. So much for a sexy strut, at least for a while.

The foot is sore and wearing shoes is a nightmare. I bet I tried on a dozen pairs before I found something that I could wear. Good thing I have a shoe fetish, at least I had a lot of options to choose from. The broken skin is in just the right position to be rubbed by everything but a pair of flip-flops. No matter what kind of Band-Aid I use, it won't stay on unless I wrap the entire foot in tape (making it look like the Mummy’s Foot out of some B-grade horror movie), which makes it impossible to walk without looking like a cripple.

The thing is, this weekend is the Stilh TimberSports at Point Mallard which I really wanted to go to. This is the first time it’s ever been held in the Southeast, and Karen, Donna and I had plans to go. Sweaty, hard-bodied men swinging axes and wielding chainsaws {{{sigh}}}. The events will be spread out and I know that I'll have to do a lot of walking. At least Donna has knee problems so I won’t be the only one having to take her time.

It takes more than a sore foot to keep this Junebugg down! I'll just hobble and limp my way through. Who knows, maybe some good-looking, chivalrous studly male will offer me his arm to lean on!

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